
Look I’ve been trying to post!
My crap shit internet bullshit dial up connection jsut wont load the page properly.
It’s enough to make me snap, but luckily my only victims have been a keyboard I snapped in half and a huge dent I punched in the wall.
But then I just remember that we won the election and it makes me feel better.
I got it all on DVD. Maybe I should upload it to the internet if someone else already hasn’t when I get broadband.
I’ve re-watched it twice already.
But the election is over and that is no excuse to forget about politics. No Elections are great, like a State of Origin, a Test Match or the Final Series but that is no reason to not watch the regular season.
And the Rudd team has been busy. Kevin has been to the Bali Climate conference which looks like it has been a success with a last minute agreement to make an agreement to agree at some point in the future.
Kevin then visited East Timor or how he calls it Timor Estay, which is probably what they call it there. Poor old Timor Estay, hopefully we stop ripping them off!
Then we sent out Defence Minister to Scotland for a conference of Defence Ministers where they compare the size of each others weapons…. er….
Which he was hard at putting out a blanket spray of calling other nations not pulling their weight in Afghanistan pussies. And he is right, why should we send more troops when other nations will only pull them out?
But all is not well in Ruddy Australia, as the Chinese like to refer to us as. Haha…I love racial based humour.
We have certain situations that the Rudd Government has to intervene into.
- The possibility of an AwFuL team on the Gold Coast.
- MMM cancelling Tony Martin’s “GET THIS”, which I think is a national outrage of bigger proportions than WorkChoices.
- Star Trek being raped Lucas style in an attempt to re-image the original episodes. Which I think takes away one of its most charming elements, it’s dodgy production values.
- Domino’s and Pizza Hut reducing the size of their pizzas!
- My internet connection getting slower! Once again proving the theory that there is infinite smallness.
This isn’t on! I voted Labor, we won. Why is bad shit still happening?! Not in Ruddy Australia!
Some cool things are happening, like Rudd saying he might use Australian assets to gather intelligence on the Japs whaling. Which in my mind means two things, we are gonna go sick our navy and airforce onto them or Jennifer Hawkins is going to be an under cover Gaysha.
Join me tomorrow when I will contine to say a heap of things I will later regret!

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