Archive for November 22nd, 2007

DONKEY: Nielsen Poll - ALP 57-43

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
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The latest Nielsen Poll that will be published in tomorrow’s Sydney Morning Herald shows Kevin Rudd and the Labor party hold an increased and commanding lead two days before the Federal Election.

Full details in tomorrow’s Sydney Mornign Herald.

But we do have the TTP stats.

TWO PARTY PREFERRED

LABOR - 57 (Up 3%)

COALITION - 43 (Down 3%)

BRAD: HOWARD THE TEAM SWITCHER

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
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John Howard the sell out, stand for nothing.

He loves to wear Kangaroos, Wannabies, Aussie cricket, Succeroo gear around to try and trick some people into liking him. Trying to wrap himself in nationalism.

But the guy is an impostor.

He claims he is a St George Dragons fan, but I always found this highly dubious. There was the old story that he didn’t even know who the Dragons Immortal Johnny Raper was in person.

But recent election events sickeningly manifest my allegations that he is a sell out, stand for nothing, turn coat, team switcher, who uses sport to try to improve his popularity.

JOHN HOWARD A TIGER AT HEART.

Case in point was the announcement of Coalition funding for Leichhardt Oval, home of the Wests Tigers and of the joint venture partner and foundation rugby league club the Balmain Tigers.

CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY ON THE WEEKLYTIMES.

Prime Minister John Howard revealed he is really a Tiger at heart at Leichhardt Oval on Sunday even though he is patron of his childhood St George Illawarra Dragons.

Mr Howard visited Leichhardt Oval where he was enthusiastically greeted by Balmain and Wests Tigers officials, players and Balmain juniors including Balmain Tigers legends Benny Elias, Garry Jack and Paul Sironen.

Balmain Tigers officials wanted to thank the Prime Minister for pledging $8 million towards the upgrading of Leichhardt Oval for the benefit of more than 100,000 people annually in a number of sports in addition to the Balmain Tigers, Wests Tigers and Balmain Junior Rugby League.

More than half of Balmain Junior Rugby League players live in the Bennelong electorate of the prime minister including the North Ryde Hawks, Holy Cross Rhinos, Carlingford Cougars and Dundas Shamrocks.

Fair enough giving much needed funds to Leichhardt. Great cause, much needed. I love rugby league and I love Leichhardt. I’m a Brisbane boy but some of my treasured rugby league memories are from Leichhardt, the place is amazing.

But he could at least do it in a manner that didn’t make him come off looking like a jackass.

Come to the function and say you are giving them the money because you recognise and respect the club and their history and the important part they will play in the future of the region.

Don’t come in saying you are a Tiger at heart after you have spent years suckling at the teet of the St George Dragons clamouring for the nourishment of sporting credibility.

And to actually use the term “at heart” is ridiculous.

The word heart means a lot to me, maybe it doesn’t to Mr Howard. But to say that to me means that is where your heart and soul truly lies. At the end of the day it’s Tigers #1 and Saints #2. It is a massive slap in the face to Saints fans and even to Tigers fans who are smart enough to see they are being used.

There is a reason this bloke gets so soundly booed at every rugby league event he attends! We have had his number for years and here he is showing his true turncoat colours.

He could have said he considers them a second team or always loved to see them do well as a respected rival. But no he raided the Tigers merchandise stand and got the inflatable hands and the beanie and the slippers. Decked out in gold and black declaring his heart is black and gold!

This bloke has no shame! He is a manipulator, a user and the sooner we are done with him the better!

What team will he support next?

OK to be fair that was a gift from the fantastic new Gold Coast Titans NRL club to John Howard.

But you have to admit he does look like a very happy present recipient.

BRAD: DEDICATED RUDD TV CHANNEL!

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
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The best thing in the world just happened.

SKY NEWS has a dedicated Rudd channel! All full of 24hours a day of Ruddness.

I was wondering why there was so much Howard on the Election Channel until I realised it had turned into a HOWARD channel and the Business channel was now a RUDD channel.

So for those of you lucky enough to have Foxtel, switch to SKY NEWS active and check out the two channels for each political opponenty.

Rudd TV for the Rebel Alliance and Howard TV for the dickheads.

I’ll have to clarify some things on my last post. I don’t hate all Coalition supporters, just the overwhelming majority, ex girlfriends and their parents included especially.

I don’t hate Yak. He may be a Coalition stooge but he is one of the most awesome people I know, so I won’t hold it against him. He is just misguided. I’ll keep trying to work on him over the next three years but he looks like a write off for Election 2007.

Even my own brother is a long time Liberal supporter, something I never shut up over. I often say he has forgotten his roots.

Growing up in the old family XY Falcon that only started up less than half the time with no consistant colour scheme. No air con and only and AM radio.

That’s old school ALP. Now he drives around in a Beamer!

But he admits he would vote for Rudd and Labor if it wasn’t for his local ALP member who he greatly dislikes. I won’t mention the members name, but it is one of my favourites.

BRAD: WE’RE COMING BACK!

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
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You calling me a bludger?

I don’t think anyone who thinks having a job is a novelty has any right to judge anyone on their work ethic.

What a load of bullshit.

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Speaking of bullshit….

I find it incredibly just and ironic that one of the most racist and divisive Australian governments in recent history has one of their last chances to rally their troops with John Howard’s final speech sabotaged by the racist and fraudulent antics of some within their ranks. And it isn’t just Joe Blow, but the spouses of a retiring MP and a candidate.

I delighted in watching the post speech questions focus on the scandal and also on the Costello change over. Denying Howard any chance of summoning any momentum.

So it looks like the Coalition will limp into the Election….

I have no idea how these clowns thought they wouldn’t get caught out on this scam. I guess Liberals aren’t that intelligent.

And they claim their wives knew nothing about it. Yea right.

But I don’t just hate the Coalition, I also hate the losers that support and vote for them.

Here is a copy of the racist evil disgraceful unAustralian despicable deplorable etc etc secret Liberal pretending Labor pro Islamic flyer. 

Did I spin that enough?

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Well I have multiple internet msgs and a couple phone calls asking if it was me that put Kirribilli House for sale. They swear black and blue that it has my finger prints all over it, with my brand of shenanigans. I seem to have cultivated an impressive reputation as a public nuisance and annoyance.

But it wasn’t me and I applaud the funny bastard that did it!

One of the shots shows a man posing outside the front entrance wearing a Kevin07 T-shirt.

Hahaha. Our side of politics are so much funnier. To the Liberals the only funny joke is a racist one.

ROLL ON ELECTION DAY! IT’S TIME TO TAKE BACK THE COUNTRY!

WE’RE COMING BACK!

DONKEY: DAY 38 WRAP

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
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Hey I’m back in town to once again referee Brad and Sheldon and try and dilute some of their ideological bullshit.

So here we go, Day 38 is over, what happened?

Kevin Rudd warns of Melanesian poverty implications.

Kevin Rudd’s final speech at the National Press Club. News Blog Coverage: Kevin Rudd at the Press Club.

Barnaby Joyce will he won’t he support Labor IR reform. Now Joyce won’t commit to repealing WorkChoices

It’s official. Female candidates get fewer votes - study

Julia Gillard late for Costello debate. Giving Peter Costello 16 minutes all to himself on AM radio to sink the boot into his rival.

Kevin07 shirt wearer dragged away from PM. John Howard’s imperial guard protect the Prime Minister from the Rebel Alliance.

A new Senate Poll conducted by commissioned by online activist group GetUp sees Senate supporter for the Greens soar.

Labor lead in key states.According to an analysis of Newspoll surveys taken during the past two weeks, exclusively for The Australian, Labor has a clear lead in every mainland state except Western Australia.

Liberals have been busted for circulating fake flyers into letter boxes linking the ALP to Islamic terrorism. Even gracing the document with two ALP logos, numerous mentions of the ALP and mentions of Kevin Rudd and Paul Keating. Libs busted for pretending to be sand people

A lot of other stuff probably happened, but how am I supposed to know?

I am just a donkey.

Sheldon: Desperation

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
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Just to clear up my apparent no titles policy. When you’re a hard worker and not a union thug living off the sweat of the average worker you just don’t get the time to type up post titles. Brad wouldn’t know about that…

Oh by the way, I support the arrest of anyone wearing a Kevin07 shirt.  They are absolute shockers fashion-wise and anyone sad enough to be wearing one deserves whatever they get.

I think the Coalition is getting a little desperate as election day comes looming into view. The Liberals have claimed that thirteen Labor candidates are ineligible to stand for election due to the fact that they are still holding government positions. Apparently the Liberals got the information from an out of date website. Sounds like some staffer was googling one afternoon and they thought they’d give this tactic a try. It was probably worth a shot but perhaps a little more research needed to go into it.

There are questions being asked about whether Rudd’s plan to cut spending in the public service will result in a reduction in services and major job losses. Well obviously there will be because that’s what normally happens when there are attempts to trim the fat in the public service. Will be interesting to see how far Rudd will go with the cost cutting.

Julia Gillard apparently has been telling people to get workplace advice from the Workplace Ombudsman which she plans to abolish after the election. Hypocrite? Either way she should know that anything she says to her partner’s daughter is a matter of public record. That’s why I couldn’t run for parliament, too many indiscreet conversations. You know what I mean…

She also turned up fifteen minutes late for a radio debate. Tsk, tsk… young people today.

There’s been a phone poll released by Morgan Poll which suggests that the Liberals may hold onto their marginal seats in Western Australia and maybe even pick up Labor held Swan and possibly even Cowan. I wonder why Western Australia seems to be going against the trend in many of these polls and whether the Liberals polling is really holding up that well over there. Time will tell although it’s likely that the election might already be decided before we hear from the Western Australian electorates.

Labor candidate claims he’s a parent when he isn’t, in fact. These politicians will lie about anything. What a stupid thing to say though… then again, maybe he’s got a few illegitimate kids running around somewhere. You never can tell. Is there a better pickup line than “Hi, I’m from the Labor Party”. Would probably work on Brad…


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