THE DONKEY VOTE

Well Howard’s private stormtroopers have sprang into action, protecting John Howard against people with offsensive (TO HIM) and trendy t shirts.

Kevin07 shirt wearer dragged away from PM

I’m looking forward to wearing my new t shirt on Sunday….

 KEVIN

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BUSTED: Liberals pretend to be pro Labor Muslims.

“They were trying to distribute a flyer that purported to come from the Islamic Australia Federation calling on Muslims to vote Labor in the suburb of St Marys where there has been some controversy over a proposed mosque,” Mr Jaeschke said.

Meanwhile a Joe Hockey supporter’s campaign paraphenirla has been assault.

A resident of the seat of North Sydney said a campaign poster for Liberal candidate Joe Hockey that was displayed in her front yard has been destroyed, and a car window smashed.

“Joe Hockey’s picture had been destroyed and a bottle had been thrown through the back of my husband’s car,” said the woman, who did not wish to be identified.

“I find it very offensive that because of the poster, that is why they’ve done it.”

I think all campaign posters are inviting vandalism and silvernearing. (Love my spelling?).

But how am I supposed to believe that this just isn’t all a big anti labor set up, it was those Islamic Rudd lovers.

I have an awesome idea for the next Federal Election in regards to campaign posters, more on that later.

So how is that concession speech coming along Sheldon?

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The Coalition are getting desperate. Yesterday they trotted out that results from their investigating, no double ACA style, show that 13 Labor candidates have doubt over their illegibility.

Claims the ALP rejects.

Candidate George Newhouse is obviously top of that heap. But Labor claim they have had legal advice saying he is in the clear. And then the Liberals say they have legal advice that Labor legal advice is bullshit.

But Newhouse failing to turn up to all these events and media spots doesn’t look good, it makes him look like he has something to hide. He needs to turn up to these things, don’t be afraid.

It really bothers me that this has even happened. Turncoat Turnbull is right in our sights on a slim margin and it would be terrible not to put him through the cleaners with his Coalition mates.

Surely the ALP has a check list to ensure all these little crap details are worked out, surely they hold your hand through the process for both the party and the candidates sake.

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Julia Gillard was 16 minutes late for an AM radio gig, a debate with Peter Costello. Who would have made a field day with the 16 minutes and all the ammo it brought him. The host was at her like a dog on a cat, and I think Julia really has to apologise, her actions were disrespectful and outrageous.

No one, no one should be subjected to the presence of Peter Costello for 16 minutes, especially undiluted. It’s cruel and unusual punishment.

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Rogue…or as I call him nutcase Nationals Senator Barnaby Joyce is backflipping on comments he made yesterday that he would vote for Labor’s IR laws through the senate.

He also said this about Kevin Rudd.

He says if Kevin Rudd thinks he is the messiah of the Labor Party, he is deluding himself.

“I believe that Mr Rudd believes he is a messianic figure for the Labor Party, but I think the only person that thinks that Mr Rudd is a messianic figure is Mr Rudd,” he said.

Well that isn’t true, there are at least two people who think that…

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Well last night was my first real sleep in nearly a week, I must have slept for 17 hours. I remember once I slept for exactly 24 hours uninterrupted. I went to bed at like 11:40pm and woke up at 11:25pm and got freaked out that 15 minutes disappeared, went around for the next half day thinking it was the wrong day of the week.

I’m still trying to work out what I’ll be doing Election night. Where will I watch it and what channels, or will I flick between a few.

Sky News promises no clowns or circuses, so I might give that a miss.

I’m definitely going to tape it.

And what is the deal with Sheldon continuously not putting titles on his posts? That’s so Coalition. You never know what you are getting with them.

Open a post and you don’t know what you’ll read. Vote for them in the 2004 Election and get oppressive and evil Industrial Relations (Slave) Laws.

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